*having sex with the lights off*
person: i can’t find the hole
me:
sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.
naughty cat: purrs loudly
god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure.
“wanna go on an adventure?” *goes to mcdonald’s for ice cream at 1am*
I already post more on twitter than i do here
twitter.com/lilmskittenmfc